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  • Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  • Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
  • Does your train of thought have a caboose?
  • The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
  • Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
  • Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?
  • Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
  • Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
  • Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
  • Earth is full. Go home.
  • Is it time for your medication or mine?
  • I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
  • I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?
  • Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your Butt?
  • GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN
  • I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  • Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
  • Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
  • Having an out of body experience. Back in five.
  • Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

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