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We all would be ever so thrilled if we could just get a glimpse of the original Windows source code. Microsoft keeps this a well-guarded secret For the first time ever it's possible for you and me to have a look at how Windows is really made....


/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: MAY 1998
$History$
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
  display_copyright_message();
  display_bill_rules_message();
  do_nothing_loop();
   if (first_time_installation)
   {
   make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
   do_nothing_loop();
   totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
   search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
   hang_system();
   }
  write_something(anything);
  display_copyright_message();
  do_nothing_loop();
  do_some_stuff();
  if (still_not_crashed)
   {
   display_copyright_message();
   do_nothing_loop();
   basically_run_windows_3.1();
   do_nothing_loop();
   do_nothing_loop();
   }
  }

  if (detect_cache())
   disable_cache();

  if (fast_cpu())
  {
   set_wait_states(lots);
   set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
   set_mouse(action, jumpy);
   set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
   }

  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
  printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
  if (system_ok())
  crash(to_dos_prompt);
  else
  system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);

  while(something)
  {
   sleep(5);
   get_user_input();
   sleep(5);
   act_on_user_input();
   sleep(5);
  }
  create_general_protection_fault();
}

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