er_hitanyuser

Well, we all know, Windows is weird....
Just look at these most enlightening error messages...

er_filenotfound

This one is really cheeky. Who would have
thought that Windows tries faking files?

 



er_fatrecord

In bright daylight it has to be seen that if anything here
is too fat, it's got to be Windows itself ...





 

er_anykey_tocontinue

We all thought, it was a only joke, the one about the user
who asked support which key was the 'any-key'. Now it
looks as if Windows is not sure either ...

 


er_diskfull



Who said, Windows is stable?
It seems, it can't chew this ...

 




er_coffee_dll

At least this one looks cheerful enough.
So long as nobody actually tries to follow the hint ...




 

er_senilesys

Who says senile, huh?






 

Remember DOS 3.3?

To be truthful, things were not really better in the old days.
Perhaps you still remember the times of Windows 3.x or even
the times when there was no Windows at all but simply DOS?
Mind-boggling messages, cryptic as they come along with Windows
were not unknown then. Have a look at these...


PATH=C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL

C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
<----- The information went data way -------

C:\WHOAREYOU
C:\Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay!

C:\Bad command or file name. Go stand in corner.

C:\Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)hrow up?

C:\CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?