You might think you know these silly product lables, we see thembarcode
every day. But have you ever read the small print? It's all there ...

  • On a Taiwanese blanket:
    NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
  • On a Taiwanese shampoo:
    USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
  • On a Korean kitchen knife:
    WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
  • On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists:
    REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
  • On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink:
    AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
  • On a New Zealand insect spray:
    THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
  • In a US guide to setting up a new computer:
    TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. ( - Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)
  • On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids:
    LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.
  • In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles:
    OPEN OTHER END.
  • On a packet of Sunmaid raisins:
    WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
  • On a Sears hairdryer:
    DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
  • On a bag of Fritos:
    YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. (The special for shop lifters)
  • On a bar of Dial soap:
    DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. ( ... and that would be how?)
  • On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
    DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. ( ... printed on bottom of the box)
  • On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
    PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
  • On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
    FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
  • On a Japanese food processor:
    NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
  • On Sainsbury's peanuts:
    WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
  • On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
    INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
  • On a Swedish chainsaw:
    DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
  • On a child's superman costume:
    WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
  • On some Swann frozen dinners:
    SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST. (But it's just a suggestion!)
  • On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
    FITS ONE HEAD. (Whose? mine or thine?)
  • On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
    DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY. (But wouldn't that save more time?)
  • On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
    DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
  • On Nytol sleep aid:
    WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (One would hope!)

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The best one last! Not really a product label, I know. But still, just imagine
To me, this looks real enough.