This is also a supplement to my Bourne-End-isms. The following ini file is a
joke, of course. It was just dreamed up as a way to get some fun out of testing software that would not work. Remember the days of Win3.x, when one had to tweak around with *.ini files?
Have some fun with this
[Commandments]
Itemcount=10
ThouShaltNotReadThyCustomersSpecs=TRUE
ThouShaltNotModifyAnyComputerGivenToYouInTrust=FALSE
ThouShaltNotInformThyCustomersOfWhatYouHaveDone=TRUE
ThouShaltNotGiveAShitIfThyCustomersAreNotAmused=TRUE
ThouShaltNotTryToExplainYourself=TRUE
ThouShaltNotMakeThingsWorseByYourActions=FALSE
ThouShaltNotLetYourselfBeCaughtWithYourPantsDown=TRUE
ThouShaltNotDressYourselfLikeOnPoetsDay=FALSE
ThouShaltNotOccupyYourselfWithAnythingLessThanNovell=TRUE
ThouShaltNotTalkBack=FALSE
[ShitCreek]
WellUp=YES
ChangePantsHourly=YES
Nappies=0
[Sourceror]
ApPrentice=1
WiseCrack=1
[Spells]
ThereIsNothingToStopUsFrom=NO
ItWillBeReadyTomorrow=NO
YouForgotToOrderTheWorkingOption=YES
[Don't Load]
Pathworks
[Murphy]
IfAnythingCanGoWrongItWill=TRUE
AManWithoutReligionIsLikeAFishWithoutABicycle=FALSE
ItWorksBetterIfYouPlugItIn=TRUE
[Acolytes]
Anupam_S
Jeremy_S
Ally_Mc
John_D
[SchoolsOfThought]
ItWontWork=NO
ItWillNeverWork=YES
[FactoryAcceptanceTest]
ObservationCount=777
WelcomeBack=YES
LoadSuccess=tp.exe
[Dr. Watson]
DisLen=8
DisStack=8
ShowInfo=source_error
GPContinue=2
ResourceToLow=,Zu wenig Ressourcen
[Fonts]
Sermons (True Type)=GOTHENG.FON
Prayers (Plotter)=COPPER.FON
Anglican (Plotter)=ROMAN.FON
Large Fonts (VGA res)=XL.FON